My buddy Trevor in New York City is pissed about the election. Big shock, we all are. But, he's really angry, talking about protesting, etc. I agree, but my take is slightly different.

By electing Bush, our country is telling us something. They loves them some mediocrity. They love C-level achievement. They love getting just enough of the job done so no boats are rocked.

Let's all strive to do the same in our lives, at home and at work.

• Do enough to not get fired, but not enough to excel.

• Get in at 9:02 a.m. and leave at 4:50 p.m. Take a 90 minute lunch.

• Vaccuum only the high traffic areas of your carpet.

• Make your bed only when you suspect having a trick later.

• When asked to print out a document for a boss, print it out, but don't collate the pages. He didn't ask you to do that.

• Once you acheive orgasm, roll over and go to sleep. We live in a post 9/11 world and we are our only priority now.

Leave your own Mediocre Uprising ideas in the comments section below. It's fun when it's fun!